• Extra, Extra!

    Reitz Union tables were potentially sources of wood during first fire. Or something. They’re just old, OK?

  •
    The Gators: A LOST Cause?

    The Gators are not in purgatory. We really are just that bad this year.

  •
    Real Sick

    Barbie wannabe toy gives hermits something to live (and love) for. God help us all.

  •
    Over Our Heads

    Why The Independent Florida Alligator is The New Yorker for the Gainesville college scene.

  • MTV Creates Army of Monks

    Early millenia MTV turns optimistic young girl into compulsive lunatic.

  •
    Back to the Future?

    Time traveling to what tsfcomedy.com would have looked like back in 2001. RIP Geocities.

  •
    How to make a Vuvuzela

    South Africans think only they have the power to build a hive-sounding horn. Not true!

  •
    Team Jacob?

    Twilight has a huge following. But it didn’t start with Twilight. No, it started long ago, in another dimension…

  •
    What Does this Mean?

    It’s amazing how many people are amazed by rainbows. Oh, just one guy?

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